The Kings of Bollywood Music Industry

... and here comes a post again on a topic I love the most. Music.
We've had such brilliant music composers in Bollywood that it becomes rather difficult to choose which one was the best. At times, I feel Shankar Jaikishan were the best, and as a testimony to support my choice, I often state that it is them who have won the maximum number of Filmfare Awards for Best Music. But then, the sides keep on changing when I look at SD Burman, RD Burman, Kalyanji-Anandji, Viju Shah, Vishal-Shekhar, S-E-L, and so on...
RD Burman was nothing less than a Scientist. The amount of experiments he's done with music and instruments, I doubt whether even Einstein did so many with Physics. His father SD Burman was not just his father, he was actually the BAAP of music! Then I look at Kalyanji Anandji, and I think that their fast paced music, their rhythms are unparalleled. Also, no one can give a background score as effective as them. The only person who can perhaps beat them in music arrangement or background music is Kalyanji's son Viju Shah. Of course, it was Viju who also arranged most of their amazing music.
Cut To: New Generation! The 90s started, and Anu Malik largely dominated the scene. And apart from the allegations of "Garam Chai", I believe that Anu Malik is one of the most amazing musician our industry has ever seen. The amount of amazing originals he has composed is beyond imagination. He has one of the best sense of arrangement. AR Rahman has remained largely constant, except for movies like "Jhootha Hi Sahi". He's done us proud by winning the Oscar and his life is an inspiration for many, including me. His music has been different and beyond description. 90s ended too soon, and by the time I started understanding music properly, Vishal-Shekhar, S-E-L and Pritam had entered the industry. I commend Pritam for the fact that inspite of copying, he turned the original songs into brilliant pieces of music, full of life. Vishal-Shekhar started off like Rajdhani superfast, but somewhere down the line changed their track and have become too commercial off late. Break Ke Baad, I Hate Luv Stories are all examples of how even the most amazing people can go off track.
You might have noticed, I spoke about so many musicians but I missed the best of all. Jatin-Lalit. Now you might be wondering I've changed sides like I always do! But yes, Jatin-Lalit have something different to them. Their compositions remind us of RD Burman, yet they are largely original. The fact is that they are so melodious and amazing, that the only parallel we can draw is RD Burman. Their arrangement was always a step ahead than Anu Malik's (all thanks to Bablu Chakravarty, who was also the assistant arranger for RD Burman and son of Basu Chakravarty, RD's chief assistant). Let's take a closer look at their work.

Jatin-Lalit's Masterpieces

1. They started off with Yaara Dildara, which had BIN TERE SANAM! The song is still a rage, and the remixes still play in Discos across the World.
2. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander followed soon in 1992. Who can forget "Woh Sikander Hi Doston.. Kehlata Hai"? The song is an anthem for youth, in every generation!
3. Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa came in 1993, and had brilliant songs like Woh to Hai Albela, Deewana, Dil Deewana, Aye Kaash Ke Hum...!
4. The ultimate love soundtrack - Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge came in 1995, and swept away all possible records! (And it's still playing at Maratha Mandir, 11:30 am!)
With Yes Boss, Pyaar to Hona Hi Tha, Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai, Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya, they created benchmark after benchmark in compositions!
Sarfarosh deserves a special mention here. The kind of mood the songs created for each sequence largely affected the movie, and the brilliant masterpiece became a notch higher. The ghazal sequence with "Hosh walon ko khabar kya", is sung even today by people across all age groups. "Zindagi Maut Naa Ban Jaaye" is every Sufi lovers choice, where has "Jo Haal Dil Ka" is the ultimate romantic scene anyone can project.
Sadly, Jatin-Lalit decided to part ways in 2006, but not before they gave their last yet best work in the form of FANAA. Chand Sifarish broke all records and set the new standards. It won the Filmfare for the best song of the year. It had "Mere Haath Mein" too, with amazing performance by Sonu Niigaam and Sunidhi Chauhan.
All in all, I simply would sum it up in a couple of words. Jatin-Lalit are the best..

Spirit of Mumbai = Cliche?

Not even a week has passed since the triple blasts that rocked Mumbai on 13th July took place, and we already seem to have forgotten it. Every year, a series of blasts take place in Mumbai, and within a couple of hours, we find ourselves out of it and back to our routine lives. I want to ask you all one thing - do you think owing to the frequent blasts and using the term 'Spirit of Mumbai' too often, it'll become a cliche?
I think so. Because I know it will. The Spirit of Mumbai will no more remain what it actually stands for. It will be one more of those "I can't live without you Tina" which every predictable Bollywood romantic movie has towards its climax. And yes, the SPIRIT of Mumbai stands for something really important and close to every resident of this city, the world's best city.
Guys, it is all up to us now. Either we should do whatever we can do in our capacity to make our city 'unbreakable' or else let the blasts continue every year, thus making the 'Spirit of Mumbai' a cliched term in a couple of years to come.

Test Run!

Why does a charge disrupt the varying mystic?

Life Ain't Happening

Well, don't take the title too seriously thinking I've written it for my own life! I've a nice life, nice set of people, nice work which I love doing. Everything's nice. But still, there's something missing. Watching The Social Network the other day again after reading its screenplay made me realize what's missing in my life. Further, one of the books I'm presently reading, 'Maximum City' by Suketu Mehta made me introspect and that is why I came up with this thought which I'm penning down. Rather, typing down.
The life in the world's largest cities like Bombay survives on SCAM. A man who has made money by doing SCAMS is more respected than the one who has earned it doing hard work. Anybody can sit and do hard work, but SCAM represents an image that the person is too quick and has a good business mind! What's to admire about hard earned cash? But a well executed scam? Now, that's a thing of beauty! A couple of the lines above are taken by Maximum City, and this is the place from where I'll start drawing parallels.

Just watch Social Network. It's one of the most amazingly written movies. Rather, it's all reality cinema. It's based on a real story. Now, don't you wish your life was that happening that it could be turned into cinema. And that too, not any crap cinema. Something which goes to the OSCARS! Don't you? Here, THE Mark Zuckerberg wasn't technically involved in a SCAM of sorts, but yes, it's true that he did intellectual property theft from the Winklevoss brothers. Just that he had a better idea than theirs. But the base idea was the same. It eventually was termed as a SCAM. An intellectual property theft which made Mark the youngest billionaire in the world.
One of my all time favourites, Catch Me if You Can, is too based on a real life incident. I wish my life was such a roller-coaster ride! Damn. But unfortunately I'm not so gutsy as my dad.

I'm more like my mom. I'll only speak for what's right. I won't enter the wrong side. My dad, on the other hand, has done things at such an age where people were busy learning math and science. My dad already had the concepts clear in his head. My dad gave his class 12 boards without studying. He knew well he'd fail. Or wait... he knew too well that he'd pass. A quick mind, daring, will power, and luck - all in his favour. He did the unthinkable. He went to the headquarters of the Rajasthan Education Board, and changed his class 12 answer sheets when they were about to be dispatched to respective districts for correction. Now, how he did it, I ain't gonna tell. It was amazing. He's done loads of 'Catch me If You Can' in his life, of course only before my brother and me were born. Then he became the responsible husband and doting dad.

My point is, now if I think about turning my dad's life into a movie, it will be no less than Catch Me... or be parallel to the quick mind of Mark Zuckerberg. But regret is that I'll never have such a life. I'm 19 already and besides, it's too late to do something exciting, thrilling, roller-coaster! But wait, I think I should....

Anu Malik - GENIUS!

There has been a lot of hype surrounding Anu Malik and his 'copied' music ever since the time I've been in my senses. I'd like to ask the media, and the people who make fun of him.... "Have you ALWAYS done original work?"
If the answer to your question is "NO", then you have absolutely no rights to make fun of him.
A great movie such as Sholay was made by combining several movies... "7 Samurai", "Mera Gaon Mera Desh", "Khottey Sikkey". But Sholay has been given a legendary status, just because people aren't aware of the fact. I do not deny that Sholay was a great movie (It's my personal favourite of all time) but what I'd just like to say is, copy is copy! Whether complete rip off, or just an interlude.

No one has ever looked at the brighter side of this musical genius. Being a musician myself, I can say that Anu Malik is probably one of the greatest composer India has ever seen. People are not aware of his 1990's work, and thus, they're behind the "Garam Chai ki Pyali" and "Oonchi hai building".

Let me point out to you, some of his all time greats (all of which are ORIGINALS)
1. Phir Teri Kahaani Yaad Aayi (1993)
2. Baazigar (1993)
3. Main Khiladi Tu Anari (1994)
4. Imtihaan (1995, had the most amazing songs ever)
5. Akele Hum Akele Tum (except the interlude for one of the songs and the title track, it had amazing originals)
6. Viraasat (1997) [Who can forget Taare Hain Baraati]
7. Border (1997) [Sandese Aate Hain was a RAGE]
8. Kareeb (1998)
9. Duplicate (1998) [Ek shararat hone ko hai!]
10. Soldier (1998) [Except the title track]
11. Sooryavansham (1999) [Dil Mere Tu Deewana Hai]
12. Baadshah! (1999) [Woh Ladki Jo Sabse Alag Hai... what a GEM]
13. Josh (2000) [One of the best overall soundtracks. "Zinda Hai Hum To..", "Apun Bola"]
14. Refugee (2000) - Who can forget Panchi Nadiyaan...? If you did... God Bless You!
15. Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai (2001) [Sonu Niigaam became a star with "Is Pyaar ko main kya naam doon"]
16. Asoka The Great (2001) [Amazing singing by Alka Yagnik in San Sanan...]
17. Ajnabee (2001) [Meri Zindagi mein.. Ajnabee ka intazaar hai]
18. Filhaal (2001)
19. Main Hoon Naa (2004) [Tumse Milke Dilka.. the beats were a craze at that time, Tumhe Jo Maine Dekha.. the trumpet interludes rocked big time]


Ladies and Gentlemen, you might have noticed that the list I've mentioned above is of complete movies, and not just single songs. There are a very few composers who've genuinely done this amount of excellent work. Soothing music. Refreshing music. Catchy Music. Trendy Music. Classical Music. Anu Malik.

So next time when you point a finger at him, remember this post.

The state of Pakistan.. and the state of Pakistan...

What I mean to convey from the title is, I'd like to speak about the 'state' [country] known as Pakistan.. and the 'state' in which Pakistan has been living ever since its formation....

I feel, we've highly misunderstood the local public there since years. People say, if they want friendship from us, they should revolt. I know if they all start a revolution, they can overthrow the military rule, but the people there fear everything now. It is not easy for them. Whoever have tried to raise their voice against the Dictators have been killed.

A beautiful song by Pak based band Junoon describes the state of things there beautifully. Junoon is perhaps the first Pak band to get international recognition.



Sayonee [soul mate]
Chein ek pal nahi [there isn't a single moment of peace]
Aur koi hal nahi [and there is no solution to this]
Sayonee [soul mate]

Kaun more muhar [who will take the reins]
Koi sanval nahi [there is no leader among us]
Sayonee [soul mate]

Kya bashar ke bisat [what is the guarantee of life]
Aaj hai kal nahi [today it is, tomorrow it is gone]
Sayonee [soul mate]

Chor meri khata [forget my mistake]
Tu to pagal nahi [you are not insane]
Sayonee [soul mate]

Pick Up Lines...

I've been reading the last two pages of Mumbai Mirror since years now. It has a particular section titled, 'Line Maaro', which features pick up lines which supposedly boys can use if they want to strike a conversation with a girl, or if they want to impress her!
I find it really weird! I almost laugh when I read such cheesy lines. Do the publishers and editors think someone will seriously use those lines to impress someone?

Some of the worst ones I remember are...

1. Is your father a terrorist? Cause you're a Bomb!
2. You look like my 2nd Wife! Girl: How many do you have? Guy: 1!
3. Are you lost? Girl: Why? Guy: Coz heaven's a long way from here.
4. Guy: Can I have a coin? Girl: Yes, but why? Guy: Cause I wanna call my mum and tell her that I found the girl of my dreams.
5. Is your dad the owner of Cadbury? You're too sweet.
6. How was heaven when you left it?
7. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
8. So, how does it feel to be the prettiest girl in this room?
9. Would you touch me, so that I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an Angel?
10. Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers! [What the hell! Doesn't even make sense!]


The above list is my Top 10 List of WORST Pick Up Lines Ever! :P